Our Purpose
Flying around the world with my private jet and being Ambassadors of the CATTITUDE,
as you can see from the pictures below.
Martolda insures aircrafts' purpose in pictures
Our Values
These are the four pillars holding up our aviation empire
MARTOLDA INSURES AIRCRAFTS' VALUES
Aviationlove
Martolda loves flying large aircrafts, war aircrafts, air balloons, helicopters, paragliders. The first aircraft she brokered in the Lloyd's market in 2017 was a USD 10M insured value, 10-seats, single pilot option, registered in the USA.
Data‑Driven Daydreaming
We are a forward-looking enterprise and we make of technology our core. We use our coding models to base our business decision-making. We can code any kind of model: what is the probability your grandmother will leave a Cornwall castle to you in her will? (I tell you right now: 0%); How likely it is that - being you a western white man - you’ll be bold by the age of 30 (68.3%), I might also calculate what my contribution to my therapist's new flat in Mayfair is considering the fees I paid over the past years, but I’m not going to do this as I don’t want to have a stroke.
Respect
We respect all humans we work with, we worship our furry stakeholders. Hierarchy is important and this is a cat-monarchy.
Play
This entire project is Martolda's personal playground, a joyful parody of corporate life. In case you don't like our jokes we strongly encourage all our customers not to let us know or, if they really have to, to file a complaint by sending us an email. Your feedback is important and we will try to reply in the following 12 months. You can also send the complaint of the complaint in case of missed reply. This would put you straight into our black list.